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I have some good news and bad news for you. What would you like to hear first?
Okay, let’s start with the bad news and end with the good.
The bad news? Vest harnesses don’t come in pink. Sorry, but no. So you ladies and metrosexuals out there, it’s not going to happen.
The good news? Where do I begin!?
The vest harnesses are so convenient and comfortable. With the added bonus that they don’t make you swear like a sailor when you try to put them on. You know what I am talking about Mr. Potty Mouth – where did you learn words like that? Seriously, regular harnesses can annoy the hell out of anyone. But these vest harnesses? Well it’s a whole new level of satisfaction. Some of them even have multiple pockets. For tools, snacks, cell phones and lip gloss. Who can resist this kind of satisfaction?
This week I decided to model some samples and I was thrilled by the fit and feel. And just between you and me, they are much more attractive to wear than regular harnesses.
There are so many styles to choose from – vest or jacket, camo, flotation, high visibility and an assortment of colors. My personal favorites are the Guardian Jacket Tux Harness and the Guardian Green Mesh TuxVest Harness . I like the green one for the superficial reason that I look good in green. So sue me. Nothing wrong with looking good, feeling comfortable, and being safe.
Can you handle more good news? Your wife is going to love this! (I guess that’s a little sexist to say – sorry) They’re washable! Yep, throw them in the washer. Really, you don’t have to disassemble anything. The WHOLE thing can go in the wash. I asked numerous times and they kept giving me the same answer. YES! Your stinky- I mean, manly smell is gone.
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