Expedite
Expedite: [’ek-spe-d?t] to hasten; to accelerate the process; www.snugharness.com
Yep, we’re under the word “expedite” in the dictionary. Yep, we’re that good. That fast. Your problem is our problem. Well, the safety and delivery problem/solution. We can’t help you with your tub grout or coffee addiction, although I could help out with potty training or raisins up the nose, but that’s most likely not why you’re here. You know I like tangents… but let’s stick to what we do best.
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Super Luke!” Luke is our Fall Protection expert. He’s smart, fun to tease and puts up with slightly off-centered humor. Like the time I discussed his Care Bear tattoos in product listings (he was okay with that). Or when I salted his coffee… maybe he doesn’t know about that one …yet.
When I am in the office, I get to hear Luke talk on the phone, and he makes things happen. He knows our manufacturers and he knows which manufacturers are behind, where everyone’s warehouses are located, who’s pokey and who will get it out fast. If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can.
“I might be able to do something, but I can’t promise it.” Translation: I am going to call my contacts, the warehouse and kick some *** to see if I can get you what you need faster than fast. Yeah, he’s that good. His calm demure on the phone is just a cover for his fast and furious work. It’s pretty cool.
Sorry ladies, Luke is taken by a very nice girl who helps me out by changing .tif documents to .jpeg documents. They better not break up. I foresee a wedding with Johnny Cash’s “Burning Ring of Fire” during the processional. What do ya think?
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