Loading ...12 Bold Safety Claims and Predictions for 2009
1. People will continue to teach safety practices in the lamest and most outdated ways possible.
2. Safety glasses may actually tip the scale, with fashionable glasses outweighing clunky obnoxious styles.
3. Consumers will continue to order safety equipment online about three seconds before they need it.
4. Guardian Fall Protection will invent a Jell-O Anchor. Finally.
5. People will continue to forgo ear protection and still hear that constant buzz.
6. Fall Protection companies will keep making uncomfortable harnesses for next to nothing.
7. Chainsaw Chaps will become fashionable for everyone, not just loggers, strippers, and the Village People.
8. Wile E. Coyote will turn down a lucrative branding offer from Wiley X Safety Glasses.
9. Some moron will tie off to the back of a pickup truck that will inevitably drive away.
10. Elvex will develop a hard hat with can holders on the side.
11. FogTech will find its way into the bedroom
12. The Bucket of Safety finally pop the question to Mr. Bucket.
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